'Potty training'

That is a cruel joke of a phase if I ever heard one. Dee dee has the bladder the size of a chestnut. which she likes to empty every half an hour. It is IMPOSSIBLE for her to hold it for more than 2 hours, except when under extreme duress (airplane flight) or when sleeping (which she apparently, does not do). So when I cannot watch her like a hawk, for example, when I myself need to powder my nose, I confine her.



She is not a big fan.



She tries to break out. By screaming.