WHERE are the guard pugs

when I need them.

With the continuous drizzle and rain, the yard has been fairly constantly damp. Which means that every evening, when the sun goes down, the snails and slugs emerge. As crushing them would result in a yard covered in a thick layer of dead slime, our latest technique has been to toss 'em in bag, seal it, and throw 'em away.

And this is just the tip of the iceberg