Oh, if only pugs could speak. What sorts of things would they say?
'i luv u, mama'
'ur the best thing that's ever happened to my pug self'
'i will luv you and obey u unconditionally 4ever'
Right. Also, in this fantasy of mine, I have perfect teeth, my metabolism is supercharged, and children worldwide adore me.
The puglets' very first vocalization would probably be something like this:
'EXTREME SHNERGLAGE! DANGER! RUN DAMMIT RUN RUN FOR UR LIFE!!'